What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?